Rebecca Brings You The Sports!

There’s a phenomenon happening in the world of sports! You can’t hide from it because it’s all anyone is talking about. Recently, a basketball player by the name of Jeremy Lin was discovered. From what I hear, the course of events are as follow:

• Jeremy Lin is born in California to Taiwanese parents
• He goes to Harvard and plays basketball
• He doesn’t do well playing basketball professionally
• He moves in with his brother in NYC and sleeps on his couch
• Somehow he’s on the Knick’s team
• Every player that plays his position gets sick and the coach asks him to play in 1 game
• He wows his audience and gets like 30ish points
• The coaches are like, “What the heck?”, and they continue to put him in the games
• The whole country is like, “What the heck?”, and they start watching the Knicks play
• The news only talks about this guy
• He’s single ladies!

It’s always such a pleasure to report on Cinderella stories like these. This is a young kid who was like, “Put me in coach!”, and the coach listened…finally! Now, it’s up to Jeremy to keep our attention. The pressure is really on and I totally feel for him. Hopefully he’s getting enough sleep before his games this week. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!